Mack1ewh0re
REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND VENT TO YOU. OR TO START A FRIENDSHIP.

Im rolled up in a blanket burrito in the dark crying and eating pop tarts while watching mean girls #2manly4u

ruinedchildhood:

when you walk by a character you killed in a video game but it comes back to life 

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars 

lyriciss:

My first rap battle.

TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

Me: Hi yes id like a 99 ice cream cone please
Ice cream man: Sure thing! that'll be €1.50
Me: Um what the fuck? its called a 99 and youre charging me 1.50? i honestly am feeling so attacked right now